Sir Alan Sugar is about to become the world's unlikeliest rap star.

The Apprentice boss is heading for the charts after DJ Dub sampled Sugar's best lines from the show and mixed them to a dance version of the programme's theme tune.

Apprentice B-More Betta features remixed lines like: "No good, sorry, same old story," and the classic "You're fired."

The video to the track features clips of Sir Alan in the boardroom with last year's Apprentice contestants.

DJ Dub told The Sun: "I'm a big fan of The Apprentice and put the track together as a bit of fun."

Sir Alan, meanwhile, has yet to make his thoughts on the track clear. His spokesman says: "He's heard the track but hasn't given me any feedback yet.

"Maybe he's waiting to see what his grandchildren think of it!"

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