Twilight actress Kristen Stewart has taken all the fun out of the continuing rumours about her relationship (or not) with co-star Robert Pattinson.

In fact, she's got quite angry about the whole affair (sorry). Apparently Kristen has even insisted that if indeed she was romantically involved with the British heartthrob, she would jolly well have come clean by now.

The 19-year-old actress told Entertainment Weekly: "I probably would've answered it if people hadn't made such a big deal about it.

"But I'm not going to give an answer. I know that people are really funny about, 'Well, you chose to be an actor, why don't you just f`**king give your whole life away?! Can I have your firstborn child?'"

Calm down Kristen, we were only asking.

Admittedly the rumours have continued for some time and Kristen added: "I've thought about this a lot. There's no answer that's not going to tip you one way or the other.

"Think about every hypothetical situation, 'Okay, we are. We aren't. I'm a lesbian'. I'm just trying to keep something."
Fair enough (though the lesbian one probably would have worked).

And just to put an end to it once and for all, she said: "If people started asking me if I was dating Taylor [Lautner], I'd be like 'F**k off!' I would answer the exact same way."

Fine. We'll just go back to speculating about Taylor Lautner and Taylor Swift then.

Perhaps Kristen should consider the lesbian idea further... after all, it worked for these bisexual celebrity ladies...