We think it's fair to say that Cheryl Cole's official Twitter feed is as dull as dishwater, but she has an unofficial rival which is the most entertaining effort we've seen on the social networking site.Writing under the name @cherylkerl, a joker has been posting messages that poke fun at the X Factor judge - all written in a heavy Geordie accent.
One sample tweet refers to her controversial L'Oreal adverts: "Ah've gorra geet big boxa L'Oreal testaz that'll mebbes sell at the car boot on Sundee, so yerz can come an get a boagan."
And when Mariah Carey's "diva" behaviour was all over the news, a tweet read: "Hei, the aall said that Mariah was gannin te be a demandin Divvy but she was aall reet. She's even comin foa a curry wi uz."
Followed by: "Bit of an atmosfea at the tandoori. Jedwud's bladdered an Mariah's got aall sniffy cos therz na Swan Korma on the menu."
Anyway, we'll let you read the rest yourseleves.
The feed had more than 2,300 followers at the time of writing, a number that could rise quickly!
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