Aahh... Mariah Carey, the diva of all divas. Fresh from her kitten-free Christmas Light switch-on, the Mariah Show well and truly hit town yesterday and a guestlist crammed with celebs was there to witness it.

Pixie Lott, Rupert Everett, Alan Carr and James Corden, Kelly Brook and Geri Halliwell all headed down to the elite London night spot, Jalouse, to help Mariah celebrate the launch of her album, Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel (actually we're quite surprised she included the Imperfect bit).

The UK's entire stock of Mariah's £850-a-throw bubbly, Angel, was on hand to keep the celebs amused.

Since we're struggling to muster up any enthusiasm over the latest instalment of Jordan's life story, we were pleased to discover that Sadie Frost is planning to write a proper tell-all autobiography.

The 44-year-old has three children with actor and ladies' man Jude Law and is reportedly intending on revealing all the gory details of her tempestuous marriage.

Jennifer Lopez and hubby Marc Anthony are reportedly being sued after their dog allegedly attacked a flight attendant.

Floyd is a German Shepherd bred by the military for "personal protection" which, since it sounds like he has been secretly developed as a new breed of super-dog, makes the alleged attack on air stewardess Lisa Wilson somehow less surprising.

According to the New York Daily News, Floyd growled and lunged at poor Lisa, before head-butting (yes, head-butting) her leg, resulting in a fall that injured her back.

Just when we thought Lily Allen was very serious about music piracy, she decides to make a huge U-turn.

The pop pixie has been huffing and puffing about illegal file sharing for months, whining about how it's not about the money but all this illegal downloading might well affect her wallet in a negative way.

It's been a busy week in celebland - and we've risked getting slapped with a restraining order to bring you the pick of the pap photos...

Alternative comic-turned-best-selling author Ben Elton has hastily and unconvincingly backtracked after getting in hot water for insulting the Queen and Prince Philip.

Admittedly, the insults weren't quite in the same league as Frankie Boyle's infamous gag about the Queen - but he still seemed to upset a few people by labelling her a "sad, old lady" and referring to her husband as a "mad, old bigot".

He is now insisting that the comments, made on Australian TV's Good News Week show, were "taken out of context".

We don't know if it was anything to do with the lack of white kittens, but Mariah Carey kept fans at Westfield shopping centre waiting for an hour when she was booked to turn on the Christmas lights yesterday.

We told you yesterday how she had reportedly requested that 20 white kittens and 100 white doves be supplied by the west London shopping centre - which refused on health and safety grounds.

As bloodlust for the follow-up to wildly successful teenage vampire romance 'Twilight' reaches fever pitch, it's nearly impossible to turn on the TV or pass the newsagent without seeing stars Robert Pattinson or Kristen Stewart staring back.

The star-crossed lovers (and real-life are-they-or-aren't-they couple) have a knack for working fans into a frenzy while dropping seriously juicy soundbites along the publicity trail.

In honor of New Moon's hotly anticipated release, we've rounded up the pair's 10 most memorable quotes...

Johnny Depp, the sexiest man alive (still, apparently), is usually a model of decorum and a generally all round nice guy.

Which is why a video of the Hollywood star literally falling down drunk is so unexpected.

But when we say falling down drunk we really mean it. Johnny was out on a boozy night in New York but by the time he left the club, he was being held up by minders.

Having secured a massive £21 million deal for the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie, Johnny most definitely had something to celebrate.

It's unclear whether Mr Depp was already immersing himself in the Captain Jack Sparrow role, or whether he'd just spent all that money in one go, but it resulted in more than one stumble.

We've got to hand it to him though... he still managed to sign autographs (though we're not sure they'll be worth much on eBay).

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Despite not being able to get a girlfriend (apparently) and having to hole up in a hotel room much of the time, we're starting to think Robert Pattinson may not be as innocent as he's making out.

The Twilight star has confessed to a "terrible guilt" after making a comment that lead to a stripping fan.

Appearing on the Ellen DeGeneres Show, Robert said: "It was after a period of signing 500 signatures and one of the fans came up.