When it comes to celebs flogging their wares, no one even comes close to Ms. Katie Price. From perfumes and hair straighteners to bed linen and equestrian accessories (yes really)... they've all given Pricey the excuse to slip into a ridiculous outfit in the name of self promotion and a LOT of cash.

Welcome to the weird and wonderful (business) world of Katie Price...

It might be hard to keep his ex-wife Katie Price off the subject, but it seems Peter Andre does not want to talk about sex.

The singer has admitted that he is celibate at the moment, and would be grateful if people wouldn't go on about sex when he's around, thank you very much.

He said: "I've been celibate before in my life. It clears the mind. I don't really want to talk about sex, to be honest. It'll make me frustrated!

I've just heard that Katie Price's mate, Michelle Heaton, is flying to Australia today to add a sprinkle of glamour to the 'I'm A Celebrity...' camp. Her arrival, just in time for Sunday's show, has added more fuel to the camp fire that Katie will be joining the latest batch of Z-listers slumming it in the Aussie jungle.

A close pal of Michelle's told me: 'She's flying in to lend support to Katie. Michelle's already been there and done all that so she knows how reality TV can take it's toll emotionally after her stint on Celebrity Big Brother and is planning on making sure she's there for Katie.'

It might not have been a very well-kept secret anyway, but Peter Andre has just properly let the cat out of the bag regarding his ex-wife Katie Price's return to the jungle.

While the whole of the media was buzzing with "will she/won't she" speculation, Peter picked this morning to Twitter the following: "I'm very excited ladies and gents cos as of later tonight I get the kiddies for a whole month.....yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeee".

Now, can you think of any TV shows that last about a month and start at this time of year? Oh yes! I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!

Peter Andre is reported to have accepted a hefty payment in settlement over an article in Now magazine about the end of his marriage to Katie Price.

He had sued IPC Media for £300,000 over the story, called "Jordan Explodes: 'Tell the Truth Peter!" - which the publisher now admits was wrong.

Pete's solicitor, Gordon Williams, told how Now had insinuated that his client may have been to blame for two accidents suffered by Harvey, Katie's disabled son by footballer Dwight Yorke.

Katie Price's son Harvey has been discharged from hospital, where he had been treated for suspected swine flu.

The disabled seven-year-old was admitted to the East Surrey Hospital on Wednesday with breathing difficulties.

Writing on Twitter last night Peter Andre said: "Harvey is okay and out of hospital earlier today. I'm smiling. Thank you everyone for asking."

Now we have to confess that we can find Jordan as irritating as the next person - but despite spending more time than we would like writing about her, we're not quite at the stage where we're ready to burn a 27ft effigy of her on bonfire night.

But that's exactly what the villagers of Edenbridge in Kent will be torching in front of a crowd of 10,000 people on Saturday.

If you didn't have reason to look forward to the 2010 yet, then you do now that Jordan has revealed what her new year resolution will be.

That's right, she's claimed that she's going to STOP TALKING ABOUT PETE at the end of the year!

Speaking to OK! magazine, she said: "From the New Year, I never want to talk about him again."

Close followers of the Peter Andre/Katie Price split will remember her mum wading in to give Pete what for recently, saying he was moody, manipulative and aggressive.

Well after biting his tongue for a week or so, he's rebutted her comments and said they better describe his ex-wife.

Despite Jordan's almost daily protestations to the contrary, Peter Andre has insisted that there's nothing funny going on between him and manager Claire Powell.

And we have to say, from the strength of his protestation, we're tempted to believe him.

"It's so insane that I don't even want to respond to it," began the 36-year-old, before responding to it.

Katie Price's mum Amy has broken her silence over her daughter's divorce from Peter Andre - to criticise her former son-in-law.

The 56 year old is reported by The Mirror to have labelled Andre "manipulative and moody" and accused him of being cold towards Katie/Jordan after her miscarriage.

She was quoted as saying: "I'm so angry and somebody has to start sticking up for Kate. As much as I don't want to say anything, people have to hear the truth.

Finally, after months of acrimonious wrangling in the media - not to mention the courts - Jordan and Pete's divorce is final.

The papers came through yesterday, and Peter Andre hugged his brother Michael and manager Claire Powell when he got his hands on them.

When Jordan was going on about how her new man Alex Reid enjoyed dressing up in women's clothes we assumed it was just her usual attention-seeking jibber jabber.

But now it seems she may have been telling the truth, as she's recruited him - along with three more male chums - to get dragged up for her latest book launch.

Katie Price claims Peter Andre is trying to cut her off from their children by changing his phone numbers.

The glamour model has accused her former husband of breaching childcare agreements by preventing her from speaking to Junior, four, Princess Tiaamii, two and Harvey, seven - Katie's son from a previous relationship - when they are with Peter.

Katie, 31, is quoted by Britain's Daily Star newspaper as saying: "We may not talk but we have to get on where the kids are concerned. They come first and he should know that.

"I need to be able to speak to my kids when they are with him. He's a selfish idiot. He has cut me off from my own kids."

We should know by now that Jordan is not a woman who's easily satisfied, so we should have guessed that one bitter feud with an ex-lover wouldn't be enough to keep her busy.

So in addition to the ongoing war-of-words between her and newly ex-hubby Peter Andre, she's also opened a second front against Dwight Yorke, the father of her son Harvey.

OK, so Dwight did sort of ask for it a bit by giving her a pasting in his new autobiog, but she's risen to the bait like the big celebrity fish that she is - and is now talking about legal action.

The new row centres on his book, Born to Score (see what he did there?), in which he criticises her parenting skills and claims that he was prevented from seeing young Harvey.