Now we have to confess that we can find Jordan as irritating as the next person - but despite spending more time than we would like writing about her, we're not quite at the stage where we're ready to burn a 27ft effigy of her on bonfire night.But that's exactly what the villagers of Edenbridge in Kent will be torching in front of a crowd of 10,000 people on Saturday.






If you didn't have reason to look forward to the 2010 yet, then you do now that Jordan has revealed what her new year resolution will be.
Close followers of the Peter Andre/Katie Price split will remember her mum wading in to give Pete what for recently, saying he was moody, manipulative and aggressive.
Despite Jordan's almost daily protestations to the contrary, Peter Andre has insisted that there's nothing funny going on between him and manager Claire Powell.
Katie Price's mum Amy has broken her silence over her daughter's divorce from Peter Andre - to criticise her former son-in-law.
Finally, after months of acrimonious wrangling in the media - not to mention the courts - Jordan and Pete's divorce is final.
When Jordan was going on about how her new man Alex Reid enjoyed dressing up in women's clothes we assumed it was just her usual attention-seeking jibber jabber.
Katie Price claims Peter Andre is trying to cut her off from their children by changing his phone numbers.
We should know by now that Jordan is not a woman who's easily satisfied, so we should have guessed that one bitter feud with an ex-lover wouldn't be enough to keep her busy.
While most of us are taking sides in the Katie Price and Peter Andre split, her former lover Dwight Yorke is refusing to play favourites - and giving them both a right good slagging.
Katie Price was reportedly branded a "sl*g" by a group of Peter Andre fans at the weekend.
Something tells us the war of words between Peter Andre and Katie Price is going to rumble on for quite some time. 

In one of her most bizarre statements (and there have been a few), Jordan confesses she is obsessed with serial killers like Fred West.
She may only have separated from hubby Peter Andre a couple of months ago, but it seems that Katie Price has already lost her heart again.
















